HAVE YOU ALL SEEN:

Okay, those things are NOT the Chipmunks. I'm sorry, but they're not. WHERE IS ALVIN'S CAP?! WHERE ARE SIMON'S GLASSES?! And why does Simon look like a gangsta when he is supposed to be a NERD?! The Chipmunks aren't supposed to TERRIFY you! They're supposed to be cute and cuddly and dance and sing '80s pop songs! Ugh.

This is what the Chipmunks are supposed to look like:



See that expression of puzzlement on their faces? Me, too, boys. Me, too.

My inner child wants to cry.